Movies/tv shows

 Movies I want to watch/rewatch this fall:

Books!

 The ballad of songbirds and snakes review

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Books!

 Mockingjay book/movie review:

*SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THE WHOLE TRILOGY

Movies/tv shows

 Spiderman: Thoughts 

Warning spoilers ahead!!*

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 Hadestown: Thoughts

Movies/tv shows

 Epic the musical: Thoughts

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Twilight

Okay so after watching the Odyssey I was reminded at how hot Robert Pattinson is so I decided to rewatch twilight for the 3rd time. I forgot how good twilight was oh my goshh. And honestly I have no clue how the hell I didn't cringe at so many parts when I was 13 watching this for the first time, like what😭. I mourn the fact that I cannot have Bella Swans life. Like what do you mean you move to a perfect gloomy small town and then a vampire becomes OBSSESSED with you. I am so jealous. Also for the record I am TEAM EDWARD not team Jacob!! I will never ever be team Jacob because what the heck. I mean like just look at Robert Pattinson😍.

But I mean if we're just talking about looks right now and disregarding their personality and actions...Jacob would win. And obviously Alice is my favorite character of all the people! The gears in my brain shifted when I was 13 watching Alice for the first time, I don't know how to describe it but whatever her aesthetic is totally aligns with everything I love. Also the whole vibe of Forks is genuinely perfection. How I yearn to live in a place like Forks or Oregon💔. California is actually the worst place to live if you like rainy weather and gloomy skies. I don't even care about the frickin in-n-out TAKE ME TO FORKS!! But anyways what do you guys think about Twilight? Cause I know a lot of people who think it's really cringy and a bad movie but it holds such a deep place in my heart. Also what team are you guys? I'd love to know!

Movies/tv shows

 The odyssey

Okay guys I finally got around to seeing the Odyssey. I'll be honest I don't have much knowledge on Greek mythology though I've always been interested in it. The only things I know about it is Patroclus and Achilles are DEFINETELY lovers(no argument on that), Orpheus and Eurydice, and their family tree goes crazyyyy. The movie was soooo freaking good! Omg the whole time I was distracted by everybody's beauty. The cast is genuinely so stacked like wdym there's Robbert Patison, Tom Holland, Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Mia Goth, Matt Damon, and many more. The whole time I was watching I was just distracted by Matt Damon's biceps. Like omg?!? He's over here fighting these people and I'm just staring in shock at how fine he is. If I was Penelope I would be waiting 20 years as well cause mmmmmm. Also there's Robert Pattison being hot as hell again. No because in Harry Potter he was hot, in Twilight he was hot, and in this movie he's hella hot! And not to mention how funny he is. In that interview he did with Jennifer Lawrence where he kept insisting he's a gen-z will always make me laugh out loud. And another thing I found so funny in the movie was when he was laughing at Odysseus and saying "Somebody get these BEGGARS out of here". Like why did he say beggars hard R😭. And somebody on the tiktok comments was like "Don't let him play a racist character because he'd be too good at it" I cannot stop saying that line because it's genuinely so crazy and hilarious. And not to mention the way he was saying plate licker like it was a slur or something? 

Alsoooo nobody told me Ilya Rozanov was gonna be in this movie? Hello? Matt Damon shot that animal and all of a sudden I'm just flashed with straight up cheeks(not complaining). Oh yeah and another thing I have to mention is the amount of jump scares in the movie. I don't know if it was just me flinching at a lot of the parts but one part that actually made me physically jump out of my seat was when Helens sister was bathing that dude and then she suddenly stabbed him in the neck. Like woahhhh was not expecting that. But can we take a minute to talk about Agamemmnon? I'm not exactly sure what he did wrong and why he's a villain but he was so freaking hot! Helment stays on cause. 

He had so much aura in the whole film. Yum. 

The part that deeply disturbed me was when Circe was shoving her hands down the throats of Odysseus's crewmates and turning them into pigs. That was so ickyyy. Also the way they just turned back and acted like nothing happened? Hello? Cause I'd be freaking tf out! The only thing I know about Circe is the hollow boys series. Because that's what Coraline's captor called her. 

Oh my gosh something that actually pissed me off was my bladder! Idk if this is tmi but I am always so painfully aware of my bladder and my need to pee it gets sooo annoying because I'm always using the restroom. I got up like twice and after my second time I had to keep trying to distract myself from thinking about peeing because then I would have to go again. But seriously this movie was one of the best films of this year! Really I have no complaints, everything was perfection! Let me know what you guys thought about the movie.

<------Photo I took at the theater

 Movies/tv shows

Okay guys so I finally watched the fifth descendants movie after hearing people talk about it...I have mixed feelings. I did like it but it just didn't have the descendants vibe to it. I feel like this whole plot was unnecessary and they should have stopped at 3. After finishing the fifth movie I had to go back and refresh my brain by rewatching the 1st movie. I remember when I was younger and didn't have Disney channel so I would go onto YouTube and watch those 5 minute clips of the movie until I finished the whole thing😭. Side note doesn't Max Hatter(I think that's his name) look so much like Chuck Bass from gossip girl?

Chuck Bass

Max hatter

Am I not right?? I can totally see it. I also feel like the songs were SO bad in the movie. There were like 2 good songs. Anyway tell me what you guys thought about the movie!

-E.K

 

 Movies/tv shows

Hiii guys! I don't even know if my blog looks cute or if it's actually just really ugly. But does anyone have any show recommendations? I just started shameless and that first episode started off so strong. I'm gonna continue it but 11 seasons?!? Thats crazyyyy. There's no way I am watching 11 seasons of that. The fact that the girl who plays Fiona in shameless is the same girl who plays Christine in the phantom of the opera is insane! Her duality is soooo good. I'm just sorting out my blog currently so I don't know if I'm doing everything right. I've been looking up tutorials on youtube and tiktok but they're all so hard to follow! If you guys know anything on how to make my blog cuter please tell me.

-E.K